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tommykendall
12-29-2005, 02:57 PM
Any of you brother farkers close to El Paso? My arse might end up in Juarez MX in the next couple months.

chad
12-29-2005, 02:58 PM
Hey, meester...:biggrin:

Bill-Chicago
12-29-2005, 03:16 PM
TK

El Paso is in Texas, not Mexico.

And don't drink the water

brdbbq
12-29-2005, 03:21 PM
Probaly not a good idea to get a Prostitute either.

Jorge
12-29-2005, 03:29 PM
TK, who did you piss off?

tommykendall
12-29-2005, 04:08 PM
Ok Ok - one at a time:

It's Meester TK to you Chadster

Juarez MX as I understand it is a stone throw away from El Paso TX Billinois.

Never thought of that BRD - guess I better wear two rubbers in case one falls off.

I dunno Jorge. Bakersfield was almost all Mexicans, so I guess the company figures I'll fit right into Juarez.

Jorge
12-29-2005, 04:15 PM
It is right across the border from El Paso. I haven't been don there in quite a few years. At that time Uncle Sam said it was off limits. Not sure what it is like now.

MrSmoker
12-29-2005, 04:44 PM
Hey, meester...:biggrin:You got seester?
:biggrin:

chad
12-29-2005, 06:46 PM
You got seester?
:biggrin:

Actually, it's "Hey Meester...you wanna buy my seester?":twisted:

That's so bad...I can't believe I typed it...but no ****, I heard that line in Jaurez back in 1974!:eek:

chad
12-29-2005, 06:48 PM
Continuation of conversation:

"Hey meester, you wanna buy my seester? She's a virgin! You wanna buy my mother? She's a virgin, too."

Now that last part I didn't hear in Jaurez - but everyone tagged it anyway.

I'll quit now.

tommykendall
12-30-2005, 01:02 PM
You lunatic Chad. Hey meester. You buy my seester. Maybe she'll let you feester in the queester. :eek:

Jorge
12-30-2005, 03:35 PM
Let me know when TK. I may not have met the most brothers...but I suspect the roady to El Paso would set some sort of record.

ZILLA
12-30-2005, 04:00 PM
The borders towns can be fun but they are not the place to hang these days. The drug cartells are fighting to gain control of the border crossings, the police are somewhere in the middle and the Federal forces are all over. I wouldn't go to the other side these days. I hear reports every week about trouble on the border.

roknrandy
12-30-2005, 10:04 PM
I was stationed there for several years. Juarez is across the boarder (10 minute walk across the bridge to the avenue) Lots of bars and resturants.

racer_81
12-30-2005, 11:48 PM
Never thought of that BRD - guess I better wear two rubbers in case one falls off.


Take two paper bags in case one falls off.

tommykendall
12-31-2005, 12:36 AM
and two blue hats

tommykendall
12-31-2005, 12:37 AM
Take two paper bags in case one falls off.

and two blue hats

stan
01-02-2006, 05:14 PM
When you are in El Paso try Chicos Tacos! Cheap and good. I get out there 3-4 times a year.

Many of my employees out there do not even go across the boarder.

Let me know when you are out there I may be there in another month for a few days.

kcquer
01-02-2006, 08:17 PM
Out in the west Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl
Night time would find me in Rosa's cantina
Music would play and Feleena would whirl...

JamesB
01-02-2006, 11:24 PM
Out in the west Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl
Night time would find me in Rosa's cantina
Music would play and Feleena would whirl...

Yeah... they even have a Marty Robbins plaque in the airport...

Greg Kemp
01-14-2006, 01:38 PM
Did basic training at Ft. Bliss El Paso in '80. Ft. Sam in San Antonio had better food though...

Aloha!

Greg Kemp

tommykendall
01-15-2006, 09:17 AM
Turns out I'm staying in El Paso and taking a shuttle daily into Juarez. El Paso gots to have to Q somewhere.

jt
01-17-2006, 08:39 AM
and two blue hats Probably won't need a blue pill however...

tommykendall
01-17-2006, 09:12 AM
Probably won't need a blue pill however...

:shock: :shock:

Mark
01-17-2006, 11:45 AM
I've got a lot of experience in alot of border town; especially El Paso.

Things to avoid eating in Juarez:

1. Prostitutes
2. Meat

Check out the following song (based upon Okie from Muskogee)

******* from El Paso

We don't have no lovin's in el paso
We don't go to porno picture shows
We don't swap our wives with our neighbors
And we keep our kids away from mexico.

And I'm proud to be an ******* from el paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

We don't wipe our asses on old glory,
God and lone star beer are things we trust.
We keep our women virgins till they're married
So hosin' sheep is good enough for us.

thillin
01-17-2006, 01:33 PM
Probably won't need a blue pill however...

Remember, their ice is made with their water over there. So on your day trips, I'd avoid a glass of ice with the Coke.

tommykendall
01-17-2006, 07:23 PM
Good one Mark. Thanks for the heads up Ty - hadn't thought about that.

Mark
01-18-2006, 10:47 AM
Good one Mark. Thanks for the heads up Ty - hadn't thought about that.

Yeah; one trip to a Mexican meat market would probably turn you vegan.

jgh1204
01-18-2006, 08:53 PM
Texas is thinking about trading El Paso to New Mexico for Carlsbad Caverns. Nobody in Texas really thinks of El Paso as being in Texas anyway since most of us have never been closer than 7 hours to El Paso in our lives.

tommykendall
01-18-2006, 09:24 PM
Texas is thinking about trading El Paso to New Mexico for Carlsbad Caverns. Nobody in Texas really thinks of El Paso as being in Texas anyway since most of us have never been closer than 7 hours to El Paso in our lives.

That's farking great to know. All kinds of Texan brothers and not much of a sole close to El Paso, except maybe Stan.

Bill-Chicago
01-19-2006, 07:39 AM
www.maps.google.com (http://www.maps.google.com)

search: bbq near el paso

Plenty of places. I suggest "Tommy's"

stan
01-19-2006, 01:01 PM
I am still 10 hours away but go there for work a couple of times a year. I was told of these places to eat while you are there.

Smokeys BBQ on Viscount (I am not sure where it is though). There are quite a few small mom and pop places that the locals know about for BBQ. One of my guys there is going to see about addresses for a few.

Local restaurants - for steaks
GREAT AMERICAN LAND 7600 ALABAMA 751-5300
STATELINE 1222 SUNLAND PARK 581-3371
CATTLEMAN'S STEAKHOUSE FABENS TEXAS EXIT 544-3200
KIKI'S MEXICAN 2719 N PIEDRAS 565-6713
CARLOS AND MICKEY'S 1310 MAGRUDER 778-3323
LUCY AT KINGS X BAR N MESA 544-4795
TACO TOTE 2921 N MESA ST 532-6212
FORTIS MEXICAN RESTAURANT 321 CHELSA 772-0066

Let me know if you will be there next week on the 26th. I fly in that morning and leave the 27th at noon.

JamesB
01-20-2006, 06:20 AM
FORTIS MEXICAN RESTAURANT 321 CHELSA 772-0066

I can vouch for this place... pretty darned good! I have to go at least once every time I'm in ELP...

James.