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dapittboss
06-26-2005, 12:04 AM
I love reading those Bash Bites when I log on...

One of my favorites;

"So he brings this nice gift basket over which he uses as a ticket to ride my ass for 3 hours. Are the ribs done yet.??

-- Phil"

Farking Hellarious!!

What's yours?

Solidkick
06-26-2005, 08:30 AM
It's 3 AM........wanna cook a burger?

Jorge
06-26-2005, 09:00 AM
Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Bill-Chicago
06-26-2005, 07:47 PM
Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Unless its your turn

MrSmoker
06-26-2005, 07:49 PM
Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Unless its your turnWelome home Bill

The_Kapn
06-26-2005, 07:51 PM
Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Unless its your turnWelome home Bill
There goes the neighborhood :lol: :lol: :lol:

TIM

Bill-Chicago
06-26-2005, 07:56 PM
I'm wiped (lots of times.)

KC won't be home till 10, I was home at 6:45, Greg shortly there after.

Saw Greg leaving the airport parking lot. MY shuttle came before him, but while on the shuttle, a middle aged black gentlemen and his wife realized they might have gotten on the wrong parking shuttle.

Picked the guy up, left his wife and their bags in a secure area with other passengers, and proceeded to drive through the expansive parking lots looking for his car. It was their first trip out in years, and the Midway lots have become a nightmare due to parking garage construciton.

So we spent about 20 minutes searching for his car, spending the time talking about the bash, and talking about his 3 day baptist bowling league in Cleveland.

After spending a weekend with the Brethren, it felt good to help out another, in their time of need.

Bill-Chicago
06-26-2005, 09:05 PM
Just called MAry to let him know we made it back.

He was already knocked out.

Long weekend mod for me, Long week for him. He had all the buying, prepping, setting up, etc.

Thanks Phil

BrooklynQ
06-26-2005, 09:06 PM
Thanks for a great time Phil. Sorry I had to leave in the early morning light

Bill-Chicago
06-26-2005, 09:23 PM
Thanks for a great time Phil. Sorry I had to leave in the early morning light
And you left your parting gifts BQ

Good to meet you.

You got KC sauce and some jerky back at Phils.

kcquer
06-27-2005, 06:26 AM
After spending a weekend with the Brethren, it felt good to help out another, in their time of need.

Bill, you're a good chit.

I had a 40 min delay gettin out of Baltimore, seems they have a new German made baggage tracking system that doesn't work, shoulda bought American mod, we sat on the plane waiting for 15 people's luggage.
Finally decided maybe they had it, maybe they didn't we're taking off anyway. My bag was one of the last to hit the carosel (sweating it mod), there didnt' seem to be many people waiting so hopefully everyone got their stuff.
I lost my farking truck, couldn't remember where I parked other than right by the elevator, problem is, 3 level garage, 3 elevators :oops:
Finally found it and got home just before 10p anyway.

Favorite Bite-I have jet lag!

kcquer
06-27-2005, 08:19 AM
After enough Cabo, I type just like Phil!

I think you should use the Expedition 3X!

Just gimme a beer, I'm talking to a bunch of my friends in Long Island!

Ron_L
06-27-2005, 08:55 AM
I lost my farking truck, couldn't remember where I parked other than right by the elevator, problem is, 3 level garage, 3 elevators :oops:
Finally found it and got home just before 10p anyway.

Favorite Bite-I have jet lag!

I can't tell you how many times I've forgotten where I parked my car at O'Hare... I try to park near the same elevator shaft when I can, but there are 6 levels, so I have a 1 in 6 chance of remembering! If I end up parking in a different area, I'm lost! I finally had the brilliant idea of entering the parking location into an appointment in my calendar with a reminder set to go off at about the time I expect to be wondering where my car is!

chad
06-27-2005, 09:02 AM
"Man, that's just like sharing another man's tongue scraper."

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

chad
06-27-2005, 09:03 AM
"What's that black thing hanging out of the goose's ass?"

Bill-Chicago
06-28-2005, 01:53 PM
"Tsar is also another way to spell Czar"

"No it isnt"

"Yes it is"

tsar

n : a male monarch or emperor (especially of Russia prior to 1917) [syn: czar, tzar]



Greg, you owe me a dollar

BBQchef33
06-28-2005, 02:18 PM
Brain freeze... Fark....I need a hot choclate.

BBQchef33
06-28-2005, 02:19 PM
this reminds me.. someone tossed the paper the bash bites were written on. Put them here and i will add them to the marquee on the login page.

parrothead
06-28-2005, 02:49 PM
"Just give me a beer! I'm talking to my buddies in Long Island!"
TK

jt
06-28-2005, 03:21 PM
were the ones from B4 ever added to the marquee? Or were they safe for the public? :twisted:

parrothead
06-28-2005, 03:31 PM
were the ones from B4 ever added to the marquee? Or were they safe for the public?

I think they are on schedule to be added in the next month or two.

jt
06-28-2005, 03:35 PM
were the ones from B4 ever added to the marquee? Or were they safe for the public?

I think they are on schedule to be added in the next month or two.
:D

tommykendall
06-28-2005, 05:52 PM
I think they are on schedule to be added in the next month or two.


Like the trading post

kcquer
06-28-2005, 10:38 PM
What happens in the duck house stays in the duckhouse.

I've been poopin' like a monster.

Alex I'll take get a clue for $200.

Anybody can be gay until its their turn.

tommykendall
06-28-2005, 10:49 PM
What happens in the duck house stays in the duckhouse.

I've been poopin' like a monster.

Alex I'll take get a clue for $200.

Anybody can be gay until its their turn.


Thats some damn funny chit Maynard and I wasn't even there.

Bill-Chicago
06-29-2005, 07:20 AM
Can I just leave my dog over here? No

Can I tie him up to this tree? No

What if I leave him over here? No

Here? No



Alex I'll take get a clue for $200.

.

Bill-Chicago
06-29-2005, 07:23 AM
"Are you only wearing gloves because we're here?"

"That's a damn fine Expedition 3X you got there Phil. Phil: What the hell is an Expedition 3X?"

"The Expedition 3X should be able to handle this job"

"Are you wearing gloves because we're here?"

"I've been hearing some great things about the Expedition 3X"

"Expedition 3X. Don't leave home without it"

"You wearing them there glove because we're here?"

BBQchef33
06-29-2005, 11:39 AM
after the spontaneous combustion of 3 bottles of tequilla in 1 hour. (not including those going into the margaritas). me, Bill & Greg disappear.


Where'd ya go? ..............

To get more tequilla.


(3 more bottles appear. ) :)

Bigdog
06-29-2005, 11:59 AM
after the spontaneous combustion of 3 bottles of tequilla in 1 hour. (not including those going into the margaritas). me, Bill & Greg disappear.


Where'd ya go? ..............

To get more tequilla.


(3 more bottles appear. ) :)

Were you doing the Cabo Wobble? :P

jt
06-29-2005, 12:13 PM
sip sip

Bill-Chicago
06-29-2005, 12:16 PM
after the spontaneous combustion of 3 bottles of tequilla in 1 hour. (not including those going into the margaritas). me, Bill & Greg disappear.


Where'd ya go? ..............

To get more tequilla.


(3 more bottles appear. ) :)

Were you doing the Cabo Wobble? :P

Funny you said that.

Of course, the 3 Musketeers needed a shot to make the long trek back up the stairs :twisted:

BBQchef33
06-29-2005, 04:27 PM
I think the first 2 were bottles of cabo that were administered what seemed to be intravenously. After the cabo, we polished of 2 bottles of 1800, some patron' and another that xczar bought that was smooooothhhhhhhh. Cabo was gone in a few minutes, then a bottle of cuervo got cracked at the matrgarita machine... There were 8 half gallon bottles of suaza(aka crap) tequilla that we were dumping in the margarita machine, which turned into mixed fruit marga-daqu-aritas. There 3.5 bottles of that left.


I owe everyone pictures and a bash V update, but yesterday was my daughters graduation party with 20 kids. Moonday I tried to recover, but am still suffering from Bash lag.

chad
06-29-2005, 04:34 PM
Moonday I tried to recover, but am still suffering from Bash lag.


Moonday...

I think we saw a few moons over Long Island this past weekend - Not that there's anything wrong with that! :D

BBQchef33
06-29-2005, 04:40 PM
Jorge saw a special one. :)

roknrandy
06-29-2005, 04:53 PM
Jorge saw a special one. :) Um... I believe several of us out in webcam land got exposed to several "special one's" I had to go soak my eyes on a couple of different occasions. :shock:

Bill-Chicago
06-29-2005, 06:33 PM
Jorge saw a special one. :) Um... I believe several of us out in webcam land got exposed to several "special one's" I had to go soak my eyes on a couple of different occasions. :shock:

Large furry ass balloon knot mod

Hey, anyone remember Nipple Cam?

roknrandy
06-29-2005, 07:09 PM
Unfortunately.... YES!! Poobah was in front on the cam and then it went down hill from there.

Ron_L
06-29-2005, 08:45 PM
I almost hit the "Report Abuse" link in the webcam window after NippleCam!

:D :D :D

Bigdog
06-29-2005, 10:27 PM
I, as well, was treated to the show of man boobs. :shock: Almost lost my lunch in the process. :oops:

This is for Greg:

Nipple

jt
06-30-2005, 07:55 AM
Let's see, just counting Friday afternoon, Greg treated us to man boobs and then Chit, I mean Chad, gave us a double whammy. Fortunately for our eyes, Chad was a little farther away from the camera....

parrothead
06-30-2005, 09:02 AM
Greg treated us to man boobs

That was Phil

brdbbq
06-30-2005, 09:04 AM
Large furry ass balloon knot mod

tommykendall
06-30-2005, 09:04 AM
I remember one time everyone disappeared from view of the cam. I commented to Jorge and maybe Kick that you all must have jumped into the pool together for some gay bath house fun.

kcquer
06-30-2005, 09:12 AM
"I don't see a corona in this cooler anywhere"- KC

brucesieg
06-30-2005, 11:17 AM
tequila only ran out because i started drinking it 10 am in the morning

brucesieg
06-30-2005, 11:18 AM
and by the way i bought myself an expedition 3x yesterday

Bill-Chicago
06-30-2005, 11:27 AM
and by the way i bought myself an expedition 3x yesterday

Subliminal message mod.


"Hey, anyone want to drain Bruce's aquarium and get me a beer?"

kcquer
06-30-2005, 03:12 PM
I remember one time everyone disappeared from view of the cam. I commented to Jorge and maybe Kick that you all must have jumped into the pool together for some gay bath house fun.

What happens in the duck house stays in the duck house!!

Ron_L
06-30-2005, 05:43 PM
Greg treated us to man boobs

That was Phil

Hey... If you've seen one man nipple you've seen them all! :)

Bill-Chicago
07-16-2005, 12:04 PM
after landing in Chicago Sunday night in the terminal,

"I wish the weekend wouldn't end, but I'm glad it's over"

frognot
07-21-2005, 06:23 AM
"I'll have just one last one for the road" (third time he said it).

-- Tk

tommykendall
07-21-2005, 08:21 AM
"I'll have just one last one for the road" (third time he said it).


And I probably thought about saying it three or so before that. :roll:

brdbbq
07-21-2005, 08:22 AM
I need to break a chunk.