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Lake Dogs
10-28-2011, 10:43 AM
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/food/give-your-food-a-one-of-a-kind-shine-with-edible-spray-paint-2599174/

Great! Now what?! What's a judge to do with this?!

No more little red balls of chicken luv; they're going to be spray painted GOLD!!!

deguerre
10-28-2011, 10:56 AM
"...enhance the appearance of your dish."


http://media.tecca.com/2011/10/27/mw-630-edible-spray-paint-hed-630w.jpg


Um, seriously? :shocked: :crazy:

mclancey
10-28-2011, 11:13 AM
Makes the food less appealing, but I wonder if it would be legal, I'm painting my money muscle so it looks like gold coins.:shocked:

BigTony
10-28-2011, 11:14 AM
Some things are just intrinsically wrong.....T

Lake Dogs
10-28-2011, 11:21 AM
Exactly, what does a judge do when he has golden "coins" of barbecue (possibly) presented in front of him/her? Holy Fark!!!

Sorry, I know this is bizarre for a competition barbecue topic, but in competition barbecue, what would you do with this? I mean... that chicken above, to me, looks like a piece of something in a display and NOT a food item at all (ala. my opinion of the little red balls of luv disguised as chicken we now see, but that's another story altogether).

<argh>

Sorry for the Guerry signature; it's apparently "Be Like Guerry" day today.

landarc
10-28-2011, 11:27 AM
if they make it in a nice golden brown, I can see applications, maybe a mist of red to add a little more color to that pasty smoked chicken that didn't quite color up right, maybe a mist of black to clean up the slices of brisket, or perhaps a light mist of red to enhance that smoke ring that nobody is supposed to be judging on, even though everyone does.

mclancey
10-28-2011, 11:30 AM
....maybe a mist of silver to give that chicken some extra sparkle.

TooSaucedToPork
10-28-2011, 11:45 AM
Man, I was just thinking how to put bling on my brisket...

So if you used this on the greenery is it legal??? Its still Parsley?

Better get a ruling before next season, someone will roll with this...hehehe

Mrs. McFrankenboo
10-28-2011, 11:57 AM
Didn't Clark Griswold come up with something like this? Oh wait, that was a non-nutritive cereal varnish, not a spray paint! :-P

fnbish
10-28-2011, 01:11 PM
I just ordered a case. Dont' want to take any chances of not getting my share :icon_blush:.

Q-Dat
10-28-2011, 01:30 PM
I've never judged, but unless I was made specifically aware that the chicken was turned gold by edible spray paint, then I think I would have to deem it inedible.

mclancey
10-28-2011, 01:49 PM
And you can get 1 can for the low, low price of $35 + Shipping from Europe.

TooSaucedToPork
10-28-2011, 01:58 PM
9) Meat shall not be sculptured, branded or presented in a
way to make it identifiable. Rosettes of meat slices are not
allowed. Violations of this rule will be scored a one (1) on all
criteria by all six judges


So using it on the meat is out...:tsk:

12) Garnish is optional. If used, it is limited to chopped,
sliced, shredded or whole leaves of fresh green lettuce,
curly parsley, flat leaf parsley and/or cilantro. Kale, endive,
red tipped lettuce, lettuce cores and other vegetation are
prohibited. Improper garnish shall receive a score of one (1)
on Appearance.


BUT, it can be used legally on garnish...:heh:


:clap2:I love loopholes:clap2:

mclancey
10-28-2011, 02:15 PM
Now you're talking, Too bad they don't make it in green though.

Lake Dogs
10-28-2011, 02:16 PM
I dunno sauced. I've seen quite a bit of meat come over the table in arrangements that are VERY unique (ala. identifiable) that didn't get DQ'd... This rule hasn't been enforced very strictly, IMHO.

But, yeah, golden garnish. Or, if the garnish isn't green enuff, spray it a little... Racing stripes perhaps!

mclancey
10-28-2011, 02:23 PM
That's what I'm thinking, getting that parsley one nice even color and maybe they could make some diamond spray so everything in the box has a nice shimmer.

TooSaucedToPork
10-28-2011, 02:38 PM
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/food/give-your-food-a-one-of-a-kind-shine-with-edible-spray-paint-2599174/

Great! Now what?! What's a judge to do with this?!

No more little red balls of chicken luv; they're going to be spray painted GOLD!!!

The joke just came to me...

So you spray paint the chicken balls gold and what do you turn in...

Chicken Nuggets

(que drumroll and cymbal)

Redhot
10-28-2011, 02:46 PM
Metallic just does not make my mouth water! The chicken actually looks, well, nasty.

Rylos1
10-28-2011, 02:47 PM
Interesting where the article says that the spray should have no problem passing FDA requirements. Should? It either has or hasn't and then can't be sold here.

boogiesnap
10-28-2011, 04:06 PM
The joke just came to me...

So you spray paint the chicken balls gold and what do you turn in...

Chicken Nuggets

(que drumroll and cymbal)

hmmm...are there other balls applications?

now we might be getting somewhere!