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kcmike
10-15-2011, 06:28 PM
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I'm bored setting out by the smoker, and I thought this would be fun...

The first person that correctly guesses EXACTLY what I have in my 22.5" WSM, I'll send you 1 lb. of any Oakridge BBQ rub absolutely free!!

First hint, both racks are completely full...

IamMadMan
10-15-2011, 06:31 PM
Ribs.....

tortaboy
10-15-2011, 06:34 PM
Salmon

Lake Dogs
10-15-2011, 06:37 PM
2 butts, 3 racks of ribs

kcmike
10-15-2011, 06:39 PM
Nope, nope and nope...

Guamaque
10-15-2011, 06:41 PM
Tofu

BlueHowler
10-15-2011, 06:42 PM
Brisket, splatchcocked chicken, and tofu.

Guamaque
10-15-2011, 06:44 PM
Tofu, ribs, and brisket

hogwild284
10-15-2011, 06:44 PM
chuckies

garbageman59
10-15-2011, 06:44 PM
Rocky Mountain Oysters and your X wifes ring finger.

Guamaque
10-15-2011, 06:45 PM
A six pack of field chickens. oh, and tofu.

kcmike
10-15-2011, 06:46 PM
One of you is getting close...

Guamaque
10-15-2011, 06:47 PM
Its got to be the tofu, I just know it..
How about pheasants.

Captain P.J.
10-15-2011, 06:50 PM
brisket and butts?

Lake Dogs
10-15-2011, 06:50 PM
2 briskets

NorthwestBBQ
10-15-2011, 06:50 PM
Pork butt, Brisket, Chicken, Ribs!

kcmike
10-15-2011, 06:50 PM
It's not tofu...

garbageman59
10-15-2011, 06:54 PM
A Cuban cigar. There is no smoke coming out of that smoker but I can see your reflection with a cigar.

Guamaque
10-15-2011, 06:55 PM
Can we have a hint ?

Guamaque
10-15-2011, 06:56 PM
A Cuban cigar. There is no smoke coming out of that smoker but I can see your reflection with a cigar.

You're right, there is no smoke. You are smoking nothing.

BlueHowler
10-15-2011, 06:59 PM
Slatchcocked chicken and no tofu.

morgaj1
10-15-2011, 07:00 PM
Chicken leg quarters.

NorthwestBBQ
10-15-2011, 07:03 PM
Pork butt.

NorthwestBBQ
10-15-2011, 07:03 PM
Ribs.

NorthwestBBQ
10-15-2011, 07:04 PM
Chicken wings.

NorthwestBBQ
10-15-2011, 07:06 PM
Brisket.

NorthwestBBQ
10-15-2011, 07:07 PM
Brisket & splatchcocked chicken.

Lake Dogs
10-15-2011, 07:09 PM
4 chickens

Lake Dogs
10-15-2011, 07:09 PM
chicken wings

Lake Dogs
10-15-2011, 07:10 PM
possum

Lake Dogs
10-15-2011, 07:10 PM
aardvark

Lake Dogs
10-15-2011, 07:10 PM
chicken thighs

Lake Dogs
10-15-2011, 07:11 PM
chicken breasts

Lake Dogs
10-15-2011, 07:11 PM
chicken quarters

Lake Dogs
10-15-2011, 07:11 PM
hickory

tamadrummer
10-15-2011, 07:12 PM
A whole bunch of dove or pigeon or quail.


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tamadrummer
10-15-2011, 07:13 PM
Tons of sausage


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Guamaque
10-15-2011, 07:14 PM
A slatchcocked anteater.

garbageman59
10-15-2011, 07:16 PM
The part in front of the RMO's and your X wifes middle finger.

Guamaque
10-15-2011, 07:18 PM
A bevy of Quail.

kcmike
10-15-2011, 07:20 PM
Chicken wings.

What kind of chicken wings???

BlueHowler
10-15-2011, 07:23 PM
What kind of chicken wings???

The chicken kind! What are you thinking? (Said in my best Napoleon Dynamite voice)

Hankdad1
10-15-2011, 07:27 PM
Spam Spam Spam Spam, lovely Spam, wonderful Spam!

tortaboy
10-15-2011, 07:28 PM
Death Chicken Wings

I win...I win...I win

Guamaque
10-15-2011, 07:28 PM
Chicken feet
spicy !

Guamaque
10-15-2011, 07:29 PM
Oakridge chicken wings

kcmike
10-15-2011, 07:29 PM
Death Chicken Wings

I win...I win...I win

That's the bottom rack... what kind of wings are on the top rack?

Captain P.J.
10-15-2011, 07:30 PM
What kind of chicken wings???


The left and right ones...?:heh:

tortaboy
10-15-2011, 07:32 PM
Do I win a half pound?

tortaboy
10-15-2011, 07:33 PM
Secret weapon

tortaboy
10-15-2011, 07:33 PM
Game Bird

tortaboy
10-15-2011, 07:34 PM
Teryaki

garbageman59
10-15-2011, 07:41 PM
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Big Ace
10-15-2011, 07:44 PM
tri tip... Doh! :doh:didn't read the 2nd page!

kcmike
10-15-2011, 07:47 PM
Secret weapon

Tortaboy for the WIN!!!

I was cooking one rack of Habanero Death wings and another rack of Secret Weapon wings! Congrats tortaboy, you're the winner!!!!

Lake Dogs
10-15-2011, 07:48 PM
Hibanero Death Dust wings on bottom

Secret Weapon wings on top

All by Oakridge

mbshop
10-15-2011, 07:52 PM
was hoping the spam and tofu guesses would win. wings are so yesterday !

kcmike
10-15-2011, 07:52 PM
Hibanero Death Dust wings on bottom

Secret Weapon wings on top

All by Oakridge

Lake Dogs with the consultation prize! You get two 6 oz. packages free of charge!

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10-15-2011, 07:57 PM
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Can I be the King of Rhode Island then?

bbqbull
10-15-2011, 08:18 PM
Ducks?

porkingINpublic
10-15-2011, 08:32 PM
Not fair!!! I was out cooking Santa Maria ribeye steaks & I couldn't vote! :). But I could sure use another 1 lb of Santa Maria steak seasoning!

twinsfan
10-15-2011, 09:33 PM
Habanero Death Dust wings on bottom

Secret Weapon wings on top

All by Oakridge

spelling mistake?!?! :-D Can you just fill a regular el cheapo envelope with HDD and whatever doesn't burn out some Postal workers eyes out is mine? :-D:-D:-D

Sammy_Shuford
10-15-2011, 10:10 PM
It over, but I will still guess "two full racks of MOINK Balls"

Guamaque
10-15-2011, 11:14 PM
Wait a second, you're from the " Show Me State", so show me..